This dog smells.

• Why do dogs insist on rolling in dead things... smelly things... gross things???  
• Why do dogs insist on walking through EVERY PUDDLE and every bit of mud and then track it all into the house??  
• Why do dogs get into the trash given the slimmest window of opportunity??  
• Why do dogs eat things they shouldn't and then puke them up in the very spot where you don't notice it before you step in it with bare feet??
•  And most of all... WHY do PEOPLE still invite these beasts to live in our homes!!!??