Do I REALLY have to go back to work tomorrow!???

What a great long (but-not-long-enough) weekend full of family, friends and FUN!  I kicked off the fun a little early on Friday and went out to buy some ribs for the BBQ/Bonfire for the weekend... and W.A. Beans was having "free hotdog friday!"  Even better!  ;-)  I put the ribs in the fridge at work and reminded EVERYONE IN THE FREAKING OFFICE to NOT LET ME FORGET THE RIBS!!!!!!!

Guess what????

I forgot the fucking ribs.  ROFL.  I got texts, voicemails, and phonecalls from many concerned coworkers all afteroon, and laughed every time.  It really does take a village to raise this girl.  Jody and Tom came to the rescue.  And Tom was able to remember at the unreasonable time of 3:30am when he should only be thinking about Turkey hunting, what could not remember at the completely normal time of 3:30PM when all _I_ had to think about was not to forget the fucking ribs.
 

Mom came up to visit for the weekend and we had a great visit.  And Mom being here meant LOTS of baby Kaelyn all weekend long!!! 

Blog slacker.

In my defense... I did try and blog once a couple weeks ago, but blogger was down.

So.... what have we been up to??  Well....

I am an AUNTIE!!  Tim and Kristie had a BEAUTIFUL baby girl.  So exciting!!  So happy for them.  She is just precious and causes INSTANT baby fever the second you see her.  I want a baby.  But I don't.  But I do.  But I really don't.

We went to a great concert.  Sean's FIRST concert!  We saw Avenged Sevenfold and Three Days Grace.  SO FUN!  Not only did Sean have an amazing time, but he also got a 'high 5' from the lead singer of 'Three Days Grace.'  He was so starstruck... it was fantastic!!

School is DONE!!  I have officially taken all the courses that I need to be a certified teacher.  All I need to do is student teach.  Someday.  SO SO SO glad school is done.  Between school.... changes at work... volunteering... trying to exercise (and then wallowing in "today was bad but TOMORROW it's ON" when I didn't do it) turkey hunting season (HATE HATE HATE) and life in general... I was overwhelmed to say the least.  Definitely reached my breaking point... and definitely took it out on, well... everyone really.  I suck.  Just having school off my plate feels like a 500lb elephant has been taken out of my pocket. Maybe now I can stop being a bitch.


Oh yeah.  And Rick got a new riding lawnmower and a shed to go with it.  The shed is still a work-in-progress... shocker.  I love those boys... but task-masters, they are not.  ;-)

Spring Break is over. Boo.

The cruise was SO GREAT... as most of you already know from FB.  There is nothing like truly getting away from it all with only your best friend, who is more like a sister than a friend.  (i.e. we can want to scratch each other's eyes out one second and know that we'll be laughing about it the next)  The only thing that kinda sucked was that I caught a nasty cold halfway through the cruise that only got worse until yesterday when it turned into a raging fever, a nap... and now is on it's way out.

Spring Break is over and that totally sucks.  I was supposed to start student teaching next semester, but decided to take the semester off instead.  I think I have discussed here before, that I will have to quit my job in order to student teach, and I am just not ready to leave there yet for many reasons. Not to mention the economy and state budget cuts and all that jazz that doesn't make me eager to ditch a job that I like for a job that may not even exist.  I will be a teacher someday, I have no doubt about that.  Just not today.  Or tomorrow.  Or next Tuesday.

Other than that... hmmm... We found a new guitar teacher for the kids who will come to the house and teach them both for 1/2 hour each, they will start next week.  Jessi has decided that she is now a tennis aficionado. I have no idea where that came from.  She is taking lessons for a couple weeks and then try-outs at school for the tennis team.  Seriously, NO IdEA where this all came from.

Cruisin'

Day One....
Hey!  Turns out I DON’T hate cruises… just Carnival ones!!  We are having a blasty-blast!  Embarkation was a freakin’ breeze… no shenanigans today whatsoever.  Started the day with a delicious buffet that includes a hot dog bar!  I loooove me some weiners.  LOL!  I washed my hot dog and fries down with a a frozen ‘lave flow’…then a frozen Mai Tai… then a vodka/cranberry… then a rum and coke… then… umm….  ????

We went back to the room before dinner and I went to call the room attendant to come separate our beds and the phone totally wasn’t working.  Nicole was laughing hysterically and I am all indignant and pissy and like ‘WHAT!???  It doesn’t freakin’ work!!!”  And she (who is crying laughing at this point) says, “That’s because it’s the room safe, you retard.”  Ahh… so that’s why it wouldn’t work ;-)

After dinner it was off to the dance club, it was 80’s night!!  One of the RC staffers talked  Nicole into making a special guest appearance as Madonna J  She totally rocked that shiz!!

Cozumel, Mexico Day!

Finally... Paradise Beach!!  My FAVORITE PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE!!  What a great day of sun soaking, beverage drinking, swimming, snorkeling annnnnnndddd.... PARASAILING!!!!  I almost didn't do it because nicole wouldn't go with me, but decided that I'll only live once and there is no time like the present!  Nicole did come along for the boat ride though.  It was SO FREAKIN COOL!!!  I could see the whole island of Cozumel,  Very fun and neat!

We so didnt want to leave there and our Cabana Boy told us that we could go live at his house with him (and that was even BEFORE we his $32 tip... LOL), but since we were kissin' the time the boat was going to leave, we thought it best to go.  It was then that we realized that I paid afroementioned cabana boy with the last of my cash, and Nicole didnt have ebnough for the cab ride back to the pier, so we were in a bit of a pickle, Dick,  ;-)  One of the Paradise Beach gusy rescued us and talked a cab driver into taking us and stopping an an ATM on teh way.  Ahhh.... good times ROFL!!

Another "At Sea" Day tomorrow... there is still so much on this boat that we haven't seen or done.  My main goal tomorrow.  BLACKJACK!!  Wish me luck :)

Planes, Pedicures, and P.F. Changs

Nicole and I arrived in Tampa with little to no shenanigans.  I was very sad to have not spotted any Jets players at the Newark airport, but let's be honest, I'd probably be in jail now if I had... especially if it was my little Sanchez ;-)  Bernie Williams was on our plane tough... I didn't know who he was until I just googled him, so that was kind of a fail.  LOL

Once in Tampa we headed straight to our favorite pedicure place, the same one we went to last year and got our feet all prettied up.  Then it was off to dinner at P.F. Changs.  CAN YOU SAY FOOD ORGASM!???  Seriously.  SO GOOD!!  The fun began even before dinner while we were waiting at the bar for a table.  Lots laughing with everyone, getting high-fives from those impressed at our kid-less/husband-less adventure... and getting an invitation to continue the party afterwards at one of the guys hotel rooms... which we obviously passed on ;-)

I am stuffed to the gills and exhausted!!

I am sitting on someone else's couch.  It should be my couch.  But it's not.  Why, you ask?  Well... because the furniture store effed up and brought the wrong color, but graciously allowed us to keep this wrong colored couch for the few weeks it takes for them to deliver the right colored couch.  Where will wrong-colored-couch go when it leaves here?  Who knows, but... it's kinda ew, right?


So... how about that Charlie Sheen, huh?  WINNING!!  LOL  


It's been a loooooong week of emotional turmoil for Charlie and me both...lol!  Honestly 60% of it is probably PMS related...  the rest is probably I-need-a-vacation-from-work-school-and-life related.  I feel bad when I drag others onto rides on my crazy train, but I am lucky and fortunate to have people in my life that are pros at navigating said train, and still stick around to ride it again next month ;-)  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Love you guys  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥  


6 Days til said vacation occurs!!  I can't freakin' wait!!  Look forward to lots of blogs and pics.  You know I can't stay disconnected for the whole time!  That is NOT how this girl rolls!!

A hall pass? Really?

Jessi just commented that EVERY TIME I see the trailer for that Hall Pass movie, I exclaim, "WHO WOULD REALLY DO THAT!!???"  Every time.  I didn't even realize I did it every time, but seriously... WHO WOULD REALLY DO THAT!??  Jessi thinks that ::::insert teenage girl voice here::: "Like.... I bet a lot of people are totally trying it now because movies totally influence people and society... and I bet that it's ending like REALLY badly all over the place."

Nothing exists in a vacuum.  Even if you were a moron enough to think  it might be a good idea for a week... would you REALLY not have the foresight to realize that someday... maybe not for a week... or a month... or even a YEAR... that shit is comin' back to haunt both of you.  There is no way in hell there would be no hurt feelings there.  That's just crazy talk.

And on a another slightly related but really funny note...

I was looking at cruise stuff online the other night and found this pdf....

The Swinger Cruise

Apparently the ship we are cruising on also offers a yearly "swingers cruise"  LOL... the LOLs and jaw drops of reading the pdf made it totally something I had to share with you all ;-)

An excerpt....

"PLAYROOMS – PLAYROOMS – PLAYROOMS
The preliminary plans for the playrooms are outstanding. Wow – itʼs Huge! When we said Bob & 
Tess went over every inch of the ship, a lot of time was spent on hashing out details for the play
room. First the logistics were considered; are there bathrooms close by and what about drink 
service. We hear there wonʼt be a shortage of mattresses either. Many popular themes are on 
the planning slate; chocolate room, bdsm room, fucking machines & sybians room. You get the 
idea. The one thing I can tell you for certain is that there will be plenty of space for play. A huge 
venue and a few smaller spots have been tagged as playrooms."


Yeah.... and we have circled right back to... WHO DOES THAT!!???  


Apparently a lot of people since.... 

Sunshine misses me.

<~~~ That's sunshine.  She lives at Paradise Beach in Cozumel, Mexico.  She sent me this e-mail a couple weeks ago.

Dear Colleen,

It has been a year since you took this photo of me and talked to me.  I miss you.  Please come to Paradise Beach and visit me soon or I will surely pull out all of my feathers or something.

Your's Truly (awwwwk),  Sunshine.

Well... how could I say NO to THAT!  She's such a pretty bird ;-)  So.... Nicole and I are ditching responsibilities. kids and men and running away to paradise.  Just like that.  That is how I roll damnit.  We are cruising on Royal Caribbean.  I know, I know... I said I would never cruise again, but that was the only way to get to Paradise Beach without a passport (can't get one fast enough to use for spring break)  So we will see if it's Carnival I don't like... or cruising in general ;-)

P.S.  If you don't believe that Sunshine really sent me this.. check out this photo that someone just posted on Paradise Beaches FB page... this bird has SKILLZ!!  LOL

P.P.S  LOL...comparing the photos... I don't think that is the same bird.  But you get the idea :-D

Weight Watchers. Again.

I went bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday with my co-bridemaids who of course, are all thin and lovely.  I cried all the way home.  (Hormones may have played a little role in that.)


So... my choices are....

1. be a giant fat blob beside a bunch of thin pretty women. (No fucking thank you.)
2. not be a bridesmaid (again... no thank you, I love the bride and groom immensely and am delighted and honored that they want me to be a part of their wedding)
3. Get back to losing weight and not be a fucking blob.  Or at least less of one.

I choose #3.


I also, as I always do, roped/guilted a bunch of people into joining my efforts.  Misery loves company, right?




Karyn had the GENIUS idea that we should take *before* photos to help us get a good jumpstart.  I hope you got the sarcasm in the 'genius' part.  Ugh.  I was wearing a sweater that didn't show off my fat NEARLY enough, so I may or may not have done a quick shirt change in a vacationing co-worker's cubicle...LOL!


Oh... and here is a link to Karyn's Blog so that I am not alone in the posting of humiliating photos.


Karyn's Blog

I am very impressionable...

This is not new information to most of you.  I am strong and opinionated and I do what I want, when I want, but on the other hand.... I am an advertisers DREAM.  Example.  I LOVE my Droid X phone.  After years of whining about wanting Verizon to get the iphone, Verizon annouced they are getting the iphone!!  ...and I didn't even care.  My phone is better than an iphone.  Couldn't have cared less.  Until the commercials started.... 'the wait is over...."  "iphone and verizon... finally together..." "2.10.11"  After every commercial I have a brief moment of "OOOOOhhhh...  I WANT!!"  WHY!??  I DON'T WANT... I AM  SUCH A SUCKER FOR HYPE!!!!

Anyhoo.  My latest suck-in is the Kindle.  I'm sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that Nicole just got one too.  NOTHING AT ALL!  The "clincher" was I saw a news story about a new book 'Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother.'  I went on Amazon to buy the book and the kindle version was $2 cheaper.  So CLEARLY... I NEEDED a Kindle!!  It practically pays for ITSELF!!  (LOL)

So I am reading my new 'book' on my new Kindle... and the book is completely consuming my thoughts and making me question my parenting.  My kids are freakin' spoiled and undisciplined!  I don't want to be a 'Tiger Mother' and threaten to burn their toys if they don't complete the full daily 90 minute piano lesson... but I also don't want to be the mother who I am.  The mother who lets the kids quit everything they start because "it's boring..."  "it's too hard..." The mother who does not expect excellence and perseverance from my kids and falls for every excuse rather than fight with them about it...."I don't want to practice guitar right now, I'm at the last level of this game."  "I know you said I had to clean my room, but there is a party at _____ tonight, Can't I do it tomorrow?"  (and if you couldn't guess, tomorrow never comes)

One of the things she says in the book that really stuck with me was that NOTHING that you have to learn is fun until you are good at it!  So if you don't work to get good at things... you are NEVER going to have fun!

So... It's time to have some "FUN" here at the Jordan house!  LOOK OUT!!

What happens when football season ends?

Seriously.  I never thought I would be the girl who lives and breathes NFL.  The Jets were the underdogs against the Pats yesterday and we had a house full for the game... a house full of Pats fans!  I said before the game that win or lose, I am SO happy with this team and this football season.  Football has brought together great friends, great food, and great fun for the past few months.  The fact that the Jets are KICKING ASS is just icing on the cake!!

Back to school tomorrow.  Ugh.  I should be more excited.  I know I want to be a teacher.  I even took the opportunity to "teach" while driving Jessi and her friends to the mall today.  We had a great discussion about Martin Luther King Day and what it means, and how our lives are different because of him, and how they may be different had he never existed.  It was great!!!

I will leave you with the BEST POST GAME INTERVIEW EVER!!  It made me want to join the team and run onto the beat and beat the Pats asses all over again!!!



P.S.  As to the answer of my opening question.... It's not baseball or basketball.  Puke to both!

2010 in a nutshell and in no particular order

We went on a cruise.
We had lots of parties.
We lost Sampson :(
We went to see Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber in concert.
I became my office's official photographer.
Jessi cheerleaded... and then decided she was done with that.
Some of my favs got engaged.
Some of my favs a got pregnant.
Jessi started High School.
Sean played football.
Jessi played Field Hockey.
Jessi was out for the season with a knee injury.
I ran TWO 5k races!
I lost some weight.
I started biking.
We went to see the Black Eyed Peas.
We bought tickets to the Jonas Brothers and didn't go.
We finally went to Popham Beach.
We became a house of rabid football fans.
I watched 'Hard Knocks.'
I fell in love with the New York Jets.
I got closer to to being a certified teacher.
Rick didn't get a moose permit.
All the boys shot deer.
Jessi got braces.
I had some drama.
I fell back in love with Black Friday.
We got a new fridge.
We saw Nickelback and Three Days Grace and Buckcherry... and then the next night saw Toby Keith and Trace Atkins.
I had to get glasses :(  Jessi did too.
I finally tried Eggs Benedict, yum.

I have ONE resolution this year... and it's a BIGGIE....

To focus on the things in my life that REALLY MATTER and NOT on the things that DON'T!!!!!!